Welcome to the OOW: OUMMCBNOM of the World. The OOW is the current project of suburbanunderground.org, a small publisher dedicated to empowering young writers. suburbanunderground.org is the brainchild of a select group of media magnates, educational pioneers, and healthcare practioners who operate behind the scenes and via teleconference to help fledgeling publications like the OOW take their first tentative steps toward revolutionizing 21st century media. In operation since 1961, suburbanunderground was the launching pad of some of today's most well respected figures in media, literature, and the arts, including Sam Donaldson, Thomas Pynchon, and Prince.
That is a lie.
We moved to suburbanunderground.org last November from geocities.
We've never even read anything by Thomas Pynchon.
Sometimes we listen to Prince on the radio.
But we don't own any Prince CDs.
Is Sam Donaldson the one with the eyebrows?
Here is our actual story: the OOW grew out of the OUMMCBNOM, the Official Unofficial Meenie Meenie Chillie Beenie Newsletter of Michigan, which was founded in 1991 and published by the office staff's father on his copy machine at work. In 1997, the OUMMCBNOM, for reasons we believe to be self-evident, became OUMMCBNOM: The College Years. Today, we are the OOW: OUMMCBNOM of the World. We hope that, in the coming months and years, we can become the OUMMCBNOM of your world, a trusted source for relevant and incisive news in a world that is revolving faster than it ever has before.We welcome your contributions, and we're sorry about what we said about Sam Donaldson's eyebrows. That was very unprofessional.
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Check out our EXCLUSIVE post-season coverage, including this week's Most Huggable Player, Hug of the Game, our expert picks, and hug stats you won't find anywhere else.
Conference Championship January 21, 2006
Divisional Weekend January 13, 2006
Wildcard Weekend January 6, 2006
Regular Season Coverage
Week 13: Clash of the Sponsors December 3, 2005
Week 12: Thanksgiving Holiday November 26, 2005
Week 11: Heavyweight Challenge November 19, 2005
Week 10: Mascot Face-Off II November 12, 2005
Week 9: Bye week November 6, 2005
Week 8: Mascot Face-Off October 28, 2005
Week 7: The Shiny Pants Edition October 21, 2005
Visit the OUMMCBNOM archives, containing volumes 3 and 4 of classic OUMMCBNOM coverage plus cutting-edge reports from OUMMCBNOM: The College Years. Also check out The Best of the OUMMCBNOM, a hand-picked selection of our most innovative and controversial work.
Volumes 3 and 4
The College Years
The Best of the OUMMCBNOM
Links to our internet soulmates
How to contact us
The OUMMCBNOM mission statement
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