Email the editor and your letter is virtually guaranteed to be published next month!
Hi. I finally had a chance to go to you site. What fun. By the way, could you delete the part where you say that the Oomb... was published on the office copy machine of the dad of one of your staff members. Somebody could get in trouble. We wouldn't want that to happen would we? Anyway, now you can't say that no one has written back to you.
Hi. I'm glad that OUMMCBNOM of the World got my letter. I am offended by your suggestion, however, that I did not read any articles and wrote this letter simply to appease you. To the contrary, I read many, many articles all from start to finish and found them refreshing and effervescent. By the way, when you talk to mom ask her to tell you what a good deal she got on the DVD player.