Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Elementary Particles (antimatter, nonzero mass)
Your motto for the month: Indulge! Pamper yourself with a day at the spa, a sexy new dress, or a nice stroll through the empty reaches of the universe because let's face it, you're not long for this world! You annhilate matter (and yourself!) whenever you come in to contact with it. This, and your trademark Antimatter fear of commitment, may put your relationship on the rocks this month. Single? Before you bemoan your fate, take a step back and be thankful for what you have. After all, you survived decoupling and the first 15 billion years of the universe against the odds! Make an important financial decision on the 9th. You'll be feeling your sexiest on the 17th! Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 21, 5, 7.


Elementary Particles (matter, nonzero mass)
Whether you're charged or neutral, your love life will be full of electricity this month! Treat that special guy to a Valentine's Day he'll never forget. Stuck in a drab nucleus all winter? Cure that cabin fever with some redecorating on the 10th. Watch out for a scheming co-worker on the 12th--that "friendly" lepton may be angling for your job. The 17th is the perfect time to start the exercise regimen you've been promising yourself. Lucky numbers: 2, 15, 17, 31.


Photons
Get ready for some action this month, because there's a lot of emitting and absorbing going on out there! Alone on Valentine's Day? Don't despair. A collision with Cupid is in your future! It may pay to act like a particle on the 5th, but overall February is Febru-WAVE-y for you. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 35, 2.


Rocks, Stars and Stuff
Traveling alone through the vastness of space? An unexpected visit from another celestial body will perk up your spirits on the 3rd--just don't get too close! Stars, having trouble with pesky flares? Some well deserved "me time" will calm your magnetic field just in time for Valentine's Day. Don't be afraid to revolve a little this month--it will pay off in unexpected ways. A friendship becomes something more on the 9th. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 14, 28, 9.


Sentient Life
This month, your brain will receive information from all your five senses and integrate it to form a coherent image of the world around you! You may also experience voluntary (and involuntary!) movement. Your unique ability to form thoughts may get you into trouble this month. Call on your memory to get you out of a bind on the 21st. The transience of life got you down on the 8th? The unfathomable beauty of the universe (and a few beers!) will transform "bitter" into "bittersweet" in a flash! Lucky numbers: 2, 22, 37, 8.


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