Meet the Staff

Staff Biographies

Emily
Emily is a doctor! Her passtimes include beating up Amy and eating cheese. Though not apparent from her mild-mannered writings, she is a ten foot tall Amazon woman who once accidentally broke a small child in half. She still lives with the guilt of this tragedy.
Amy
Amy, hero to millions, spends much of her time selflessly introducing fellow editor Emily to new types of cheese. Amy lives in Boston, Massachusetts, where she works as a city planner. Thus, the cheese-introductions must be carried out through a sophisticated network of satellite-controlled pneumatic tubes (patent pending).
Kate
Kate is also a 10 foot tall Amazon woman. Like Emily, Kate also once snapped a small child in half. But Kate did it on purpose and then she ate him.
This is a broccoli cheese pie that is also on our staff.

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