The OUMMCBNOM Mission Statement
"Our mission is to increase the Jell-o-like substance in our readers heads
andyet help them remain living, breathing, non-functioning organisms. In
addition, we would like to suck the Jell-o-like substance out with a handheld
vacuum and eat it at teatime with Prudence & Camilla, in effect leaving the
subscribers as non-thinking . . ."