How to contact the OOW

Step 1: Think of something ferociously witty to say.
Step 2: Decide to whom you would like to say it.
Step 3: Send it to one of the following addresses:

The Editor
The Printing Office Staff
Prudence and Camilla
The Republican
The Web Designer
Fifi and Mimi
The Staff Apleeyanee Expert

Step 4: Feel the satisfaction of having made an OUMMCBNOM staff member somewhere very happy.

Thanks for writing!